Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Hilarious Online Dating Profile



"Tips for Creating a Hilarious Online Dating Profile"," And this applies to all kinds of dating websites, including the free ones and the more upmarket pay dating sites.
 The difference usually boils down to which dating tips are given the most importance.
 If you can instil a bit of humour in your online dating profile, then you are more than halfway there to getting it just right.


Firstly, grab their attention with a witty heading or tagline.
 Here are some crazy examples, but you can make your own version of these to generate many views of your profile, and from there some real live dates with people who "get" you, and enjoy your off-beat sense of humour:


Looks and brains - I have one of these elements, guess which?
Hopeless romantic seeks hedonistic party animal
Pick me for the most unpredictable time of your life
I may not be the best catch on this site, but at least you are reading this right now!

One of the greatest ways known to attract members of the opposite sex is to invent a ludicrous job title.
 Some have indeed become famous in their own right.


For example, if you are a construction worker, say that you are working on a secret building for the government that will house two of every species in the event of a nuclear catastrophe, and you have been asked to seek out the perfect female to join in you in the fallout shelter.


So, be as absurd, outrageous and bizarre as you like, just make sure it is based on the truth

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